Sexual Conversations – When Are They Not?

In our off time here at the PHN (when not studying or partying), there’s not a whole lot to do but talk to each other about our sexual lives, our sexual experiences, or our sexual goals. Wow, there’s really not much more I can elaborate on that, I pretty much summed up the concept I wanted to explain right there. Fuck me right?

Anyway, one of the many nights that we were just shooting the shit while making dinner, sexual technique was the topic of conversation.

Most sources say that when men are not in some sort of relationship, or when they really have no emotional connection to their sexual partner, they really don’t put much effort into the sex. Sex isn’t really isn’t much of a pleasure for these types of men; it’s more like a necessary activity to fulfill the physiological or love needs of Maslow’s hierarchy. Many times this can be true. We’ve all been there guys, you’ve just done it to do it…just because you could right? Right. But even then, as selfish as I can be, I am still looking out for the poor soul underneath me. The way I look at it is that as much as I am in it for myself, this girl still needs to feel amazing in order for her to tell me I’m amazing, so I can go on with the rest of my night knowing I’m some sort of Maverick. (My use of the term "Maverick" in no way condones support for Sarah Palin's dumbass or the Republican Party. I am merely referring to the 80s movie "Top Gun" in which Maverick was a badass.)

Perfectly logical right? You’re welcome.

Anyway, as I explained this concept to WhiteRice, he didn’t seem to be getting it. I usually like to do something different, or take my time to ensure one hell of a ride. I explained the reach-around technique to WhiteRice.

• The Reach-Around: While engaging in sexual intercourse in the “doggy style” position (or standing variations of the position) the male reaches around, with his strong hand, to stimulate the outer workings of the female genitalia. This is done while simultaneously entering and exiting the vagina. If done correctly, you are the man.

So I further explained myself to WhiteRice, detailing how “apparently” (in my experience) this can be a really useful move.

“Bitches love it” I said. “You just reach around, rub away, and BOOM!”

WhiteRice wasn’t really into the concept of actually pleasing his partner, and claimed he was only in for himself.

“Fuck that dude. I’m just tryin’ to get my nut. That bitch is gonna like no matter what,” he exclaimed.

“Trust me man, try it,” I said.

To which he replied “I don’t rub clit, I fuck pussy!”