More ridiculousness from the perverted minds of the good ol' boys at PHN shrouded in anonymity.
“I’ll bet you this bitch wants to fuck me.”
“My wife better be able to cook, clean…you know, do shit while I’m out getting my work on.”
“I can just imagine how tight she is. Imagine her butthole dude! Her shit must be like noodles.”
“He uses magnums. I don't know if you know anything about that. But that means it’s gonna hurt.”
“So I just heard the story of a girl losing her virginity?”
“I’d rather have her fuck someone in week two. Because then her pussy’s got 5 weeks to clean itself out. ‘That's grimey dude. You’re fuckin gross. I don't have to worry about that because I got the V-Card right in my back pocket.’
“Don't tell her you wanna have sex with her. When you’re dealing with a virgin, you don't tell her you wanna fuck her. Because then you just scare her. You just do it man.”
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