Here's a new selection of quotes from our quote board. Once again, we've all contributed equally, however the quotes' authors shall remain anonymous. Enjoy!
“Relax dude, pussy’s gonna find its way to you.”
“Is this ice cream? Ewww...it’s my nut.”
“We’re all about equilibrium. But if you’re gonna be racist, nigga the door is right there.”
“Don't tell her you wanna have sex with her. When you’re dealing with a virgin, you don't tell her you wanna fuck her. Because then you just scare her. You just do it man.”
“I’ll bet you this bitch wants to fuck me.”
“My wife better be able to cook, clean…you know, do shit while I’m out getting my work on.”
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