Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?

Our quote board is home to many of our greatest pieces of dialogue. Like I said, we have very dirty mouths. I’m just going to let the more controversial ones speak for themselves. Here’s a couple for now. We've all contributed equally, however the authors of each will remain anonymous. Enjoy.

“If I wanted to, I could get a boner right now.”

“I got 2 hours of sleep. Woke up. Went to work for 8.5 hours. And then came back. No shit I’m tired. And on top of that I FUCKED!”

“What do you mean? Like she masturbated on you? Is that what you’re trying to tell me? She masturbated on you?”

“She sucks at giving head. She’s terrible. I might as well jack myself off.”